As I'm sitting here reading the dribble written in my absence, my chair shakes and my computer banged on the desk! At first I thought I was experiencing an aftershock from last nights orgasm, but no! EARTHQUAKE!!!
Sausage on toast and a coffee for all in the house, I have a piece of silverside beef that I will put on a slow roast once the sausages are cooked. Then I am off down the nature walk with the kids in tow on their bikes (both will need pushing) the park for some fun on the swings and then back up the nature walk home.
Once I arrive home, the beef will be three quarters done and I will par boil the roasties and lash them in the oven with goose fat, once all thats together and the veg and gravy is done I will proceed to gorge myself silly and I will even have a glass of red wine.
That being finished, the mighty blue boys are on the telly at 1600hrs against Hull, I have 8 stellas chilled to perfection in the fridge. My wife will disappear to her mothers while the game is on and me and the oldest boy will watch it together.
After the match and a bit later into the evening, we have home made pizza that me and the boys made yesterday and we will have them with a disney film, followed by whatever is left of the lager.
